NO TIT

She's flat as a board and I just don't care
No, tit, no tit
My friends are always wondering
No tit, No tit
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
but goddammit it's true
Shes got no tit(x3)
It's no matter big or small
No tit, No tit
Your sexist chatter bores us all
No tit, No tit
They say I'm missing out on life
That I'm being deprived
But I love my girl and shes loves me
So don't laugh and act snide
(chorus)
I'd rather not mention a thing
But oh what can I do
I know I shouldn't pick on her
But goddamitt its true
Shes got no it

PUNK ROCK GIRLS

Leather jackets, stupid boyfriends
poor report cards, life is just a ball
Hi-top chucks and bubblegum oh my gosh
I'd love to love em all
They're so cool,their styles never cramped
Too much of everything and everyone is amped
Well don't get hot and bothered
listen, I know I got my problems
I also know just what this goofy world needs
Yummy yummy punk rock girls(x4)
I wish they were all punk rock girls
The smartest of the smartest and the
sweetest of the sweetest, they're the most
Me and Dr. Frank have both decided that we love
them more than toast
I wish they'd let me share there bubblegum
And let me hang with them and life would be so fun
I should be sedated cause my heart is all inflated
I guess I gotta get me one or two
(chorus)
I don't know where I'm going but I know just
where I'd like to be
With my punk rock girlfriend kissing me
lets go

I'M OKAY YOUR FUCKED

Well I'm sick of you
You think you're cool
you're so depressed
And I'm not impressed
I'm a bad motherfucker
Oh yes I am you mothers,come on
(special guest Hubacca on vocals)
You go mental and you suck, so remember I'm
OK your fucked
you're fucked your fucked your fucked
(repeat verse)
I'm a bad motherfucker
Domoarigata come on
(vocal cameo by Hudonis)
you go mental and you suck so remember I'm
OK , you're fucked
you're fucked
you go mental and you suck, I'm OK,you're fucked
You're fucked

NUMBER ONE

I've been told many times before
To think of number one
When I do I guess its true
I think I'm having fun
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know its true
No matter what I do,you're my number one
You're my number one(x6)
Everytime I see you;re face
I get all choked up inside
When I'm far way from you
I almost wanna hide
But lately all I ever do is think of you
And now I know its true
No matter what you do you're my number one
You're my number one(x6) No more will you be hurt
So stick with me and I'll stick with you
When its time for a kiss
Now I know just what to do
You're my number one

DON'T BACK DOWN

The girls dig the way guys get all wiped out
With their feet in the air you can hear em shout
They're not afraid
not my boys they grit their teeth
they don't back down
Don't Back Down-You gotta be a little nuts
Don't Back Down-
But show em now whos got the guts
Don't Back Down-
Don't back down from that wave
With their feet full of tar and thier head full of sand
The guys know the surf like the palm of their hand
There not afraid not my boys
they grit their teeth they don't back down
(chorus)
When a 20 footer sneaks up like a ton of lead
and the crest comes along
and slaps them upside they're head
They're not afraid not my boys
They grit they teeth, they don't back down
(chorus)

I ONLY DRINK BUD

I don't wanna hear you're shit
don't wanna see your face
When it comes to drinking beer
don't you get on my case
Heinekin is skunk piss dude, and miller
sucks so bad
I'm Joe Queer and I've tried em all
I've spilled more than you've had
Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink bud(x2)
Ben Weasel don't know a thing
Rancid don't even drink
even little vapids on the wagon
don't it stink
People in Chicago always brag about Old Style
Before I drink that swill again
it's gonna be a while alright
Hey you motherfuckers
I only drink bud

I ALWAYS KNEW

Don't you know that it's going okay
I want everyone to see that
Everything's coming up roses
Whenever your hanging with me
When we're goofing off laughing at
Nothing at all
And hoping the day lasts a week
Nothing else matters to me
My hearts pounding so fast but
what can I do
These days its got a reason to beat
I'm not down lifes lonely highways no more
I've finally got something thats sweet
When we're goofing off laughing at nothing at all
And hoping the day lasts a week
Nothing else matters,no nothing else matters to me
Always looking for someone to kiss me goodnight
Always hoping for someone like you
That would always shine bright like the stars up above
As we fell in love
And I always knew you were the one for me(x4)
I don't need a princess with you in my life
I don't need a million bucks
I'm something to someone, I'm into life now
I'm just a punk rocker in love

BORN TO DO DISHES

Dishpan hands and pots and pans and ashtrays
full of butts
Pearldiving's the life for me i'm such a little putz
The heat the slime I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet,I'll never save a dime
Born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes and my moms
real bummed out
The heat the slime I've never been on time
I'm soaking wet,I'll never save a dime
Born to do dishes
I was born to do dishes
Fuck you(lots)
I was born to do dishes and my mom's really bummed out

JANELLE,JANELLE

I know something about the girl
whos hoping to be seen standing
Alone in the back of the room
She's just trying to fit in
but its hard because she's never spoken to anyone
Don't worry cause you got me
I wanna see a smile on your face
No more tears today
Or I'll tell everyone that I know that
I want that girl to stay
Janelle,Janelle-everythings alright
Janelle,Janelle-we'll hold each other tight
Janelle,Janelle-I'm such a lucky guy
Lost little girl I've been thinking of you again
(repeat the whole damn thing)
Lost little girl,I wrote this song for you ya know
Janelle,Janelle
Janelle,Janelle
Janelle,Janelle
I really really like you
I really really like you

BRUSH YOUR TEETH

A buncha shit,a buncha puke,thats
were I'm coming from
I'm in a little trouble beating up my mom
I'm gonna live a million years and then I'll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell
Brush your teeth(x5) I'd love to punch you in the face
I'd love to beat on the brat
I'd really like to fuck you but your ass is fat
I'm gonna live a million years then I'll go to hell
Your big fat mouth is what I smell
Brush your teeth

SIDEWALK SURFER GIRL

Little sidewalk surfer girl
Show me how to shoot the curls
I've been watching you
And all the things you do
You got me in a whirl
Sidewalk surfin girl
Little sidewalk surfer girl
Now your going round the world
Girl,you sure look sweet
Surfin down the street
You got me in a whirl
Sidewalk surfin girl
So grab your little board
And take it for a ride
No matter if you fall
I'll be by your side
(1st Verse)

Another Girl

Well she says she'll always be true
when any guy'll do
You should've seen who she just blew
And then she tries to tell you she loves you
woah,woah
I've seen her type before don't wanna see her anymore
You gotta leave her behind and find another girl
You know she'll only bring you hurt make you feel like a jerk
Spend your money while you work
And wear her lingerie for other guys
woah,woah
(chorus) Someone to spend a little time,
why don't you leave that girl behind
and find another girl
(first verse,chorus)

LOVE LOVE LOVE

This song originally appeared on Grow Up for lyrics to this click right Here

I CAN'T GET OVER YOU

Blue Skies,turning into since you went away
nothings the same Time flies, and I realize
What I thought was love was just a game
Passing by the places where you used to be
What I wouldn't give to have you here with me
I know I'm stupid and I know you're gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you
Sometimes I think I lost my mind
Wishing myself back to yesterday
You said you wished myself back to yesterday
You said you wished I was dead
I know I'd be better off that way
But nothing lasts forever
yeah I know its true
Still I can't believe that we are reallt through
I know I'm stupid and I know your gone
I know a lot but I can't get over you