Thanks goes out to a shit load of people for helping me get these lyrics up here. The first version I put up kinda sucked but this versions pretty good, thanks again to everyone especially Andre and Tom for there help on this, Chris

We'd have a riot doing heroin

Take it Tulu 1-2-3-4 We'd have a riot doing heroin, Take the needle stick it in, We stick a spike into our skin, Yeah we'd have a riot doing heroin, (solo) -repeat verse- ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Terminal Rut I wake up and smoke a joint, I love my life 'cause there's no point, I hate the couch, turn on the tube, I love to watch the family feud. I'm all fucked up it's time for me To change the channel on TV, It's getting dark it's time to crash, I wish I had some real good hash, Go to the sink ???????? spit, I'm in a rut don't give a shit

Fagtown

Fagtown downtown all the queers hang around ?????????????????????????????????????? This motel is certainly ????????? Fagtown ???????????? on the beach Fagtown Fagtown Fagtown Fagtown sucks(X4)

I Want Cunt

I want cunt I want now(X4)

Trash This Place

1-2-3-4 We trash this place I don't know why Got to clean it up I want to cry You're just a bunch of useless friends Who pointed to the very end We trash this place I don't Why You'll clean it up ???????? I'll never get my money back Thank you, suck the landlord's ???? We trash this place(ad nauseum) (speech)

Love me

(speech) 1-2-3-4 ????? and beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me, then get the fuck out (speech) fuck me, whip me, bite me, beat me, like the dirty dog that I am and leave me, and then get the fuck out BEAT ME! like the dirty pig that I am cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me, then get the fuck out beat me, bite me, and whip me... (speech) hey big boy, if you can't run with the big dog, you better stay on the porch beat me, bite me, whip me, like the dirty dog that I am cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me, then get the fuck out (solo) beat me, bite me, whip me, fuck me, like the dirty pig that I am cum all over my tits and tell 'em that you love me, then get the fuck out (speech) then get out I mean get the fuck out

Kicked out of the Webelos

This is something no one knows Kicked out of the Webelos do you think it really shows Kicked out of the Webelos punch her in her snotty nose Kicked out of the Webelos daddy beat me with a hose Kicked out of the Webelos Well I guess that's the way it goes Kicked out of the Webelos, GO! (repeat verse) Well I guess that's the way it goes Kicked out of the Webelos, Kicked out of the Webelos, Kicked out of the Webelos, out of the Webelos

Tulu is a Wimp

(chorus) Tulu is a wimp Because he is a wimp(X4) Well Tulu was our bass player and then he quit the band, He said he had to go somewhere, but he had nothing planned Tulu went to New York, he said he had to go He asked me ??????, he certainly should know Now Tulu has a girlfriend, he said he really likes her, But we can't stand her 'cause she won't drink budweiser. (chorus)

At the mall

Let's go! There are lots of pretty girls ?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? I want to live at the mall, at the mall (3x) ?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????? yes I want to live at the mall at the mall (3x) this place sucks! at the mall (4x) yes I want to live at the mall (4x)

I spent the rent

I spent the rent I ain't got a cent(X4)

I don't Wanna Work

1-2-3-4 I never hold a job for more than a week ???????????????????????????????? geek people say I'm lazy and they say I'm a jerk ?????????????and I don't wanna work cause I don't wanna work well I don't wanna work (solo) repeat verse cause I don't wanna work well I don't wanna work I don't wanna work well I don't wanna work I don't wanna work I don't wanna work well I don't wanna work cause I don't wanna work

I'm useless

??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? he's seven years old and dying of old age and I don't give a fuck about any of you funny boys but I'm useless (4x) USELESS! (5x)

This Place Sucks

This place sucks(X4) I don't know just where to go ????????????????????????????? But I don't know what we can do But This place sucks this place sucks(X3) (solo) There's only so much stuff to do my brain is getting ??????????? there's really nowhere else to to go But This place sucks this place sucks(3x)

Wimpy drives through Harlem

Wimpy drives through Harlem watch him there he goes Wimpy drives through Harlem passing down the road oh oh oh...(X3) yeah Wimpy drives through Harlem watch him there he goes Wimpy drives through Harlem passing down the road oh oh oh...(X3) repeat verse

I like young girls

I like young girls - with their pony tails They live in a world - where nothing ever fails Hanging Up I like young girls - I like the way they smell I like them with hair curl - ??????????????? OK let's go! -repeat first verse-

Nuni in New York

Nuni in New York - ????????? Nuni in New York - ????????? Nuni in New York - ????????? punk Nuni in New York - he's getting drunk Nuni in New York - ????????? Nuni in New York - ????????? Nuni in New York - ????????? Nuni in New York - ????????? Let's go Nuni in New York (5x) Nuni in New York ????????????????????

Nobody likes me (Joe Queer vocal version)

Cut my hair and try to fit in Hang around but I just can't win, oh no they say the clothes make the man but I find that hard to understand, these days I want to, just can't, want to, just can't fit in nobody likes me, nobody likes me (4x) I hang around I missed the boat I find it hard to stay afloat, these days they say the clothes make the man but I find that hard to understand I want to ????????? nobody likes me, nobody likes me (4x)

Nothing to do

This for me is fuckin' lie, you little bitch ????? ???????????? ??? ??? ??????????????? Nothing to do, Nothing to do!

Nowhere at all

??? ??? ??? ???

Mac Arthurs Park

Mac Arthurs Park is melting in the dark All the sweet rain icing is falling down Cause someone let the cake out in a rain 1-2-3-4 Mac Arthurs Park is melting in the dark All the sweet rain icing falling down Cause someone let the cake out in a rain But I don't think I'm going to take it Cause ????????? no longer fake it And it'll never end up ?????? again -repeat verse-

Flesh for Tulu

?????????? ?????????? ??????????

Fuck You

I don't want to hang around with you I think you suck ???????????? Now I'm sitting here with nothing to do You didn't want to fuck me, so fuck you Fuck You(3x) (solo) -repeat verse-

Didn't want none

I didn't want none(X4) Alright I didn't want none(X4) Alright I didn't want none(X4) Alright I didn't want none(X alot) Alright(X alot)

Meat Wagon

I don't know if you're aware Everybody stands and stares Politics are everywhere We all know you don't care Calling the meat wagon(X4)

Don't Puke

???? ???? ???? I didn't puke

Bonehead

1-2-3-4 you're a jerk ?????????????? ?????????????? Oh my head is empty and my brain it hurts I wanna be a real cool guy, wear alligator shirts I don't care what you say I just wanna be this way I don't care what you do I just wanna be a bonehead ??????? ????????? ??????? My girlfriend said she loves me my mother says so to I'm losing weight most everyday won't no shit from you I don't care what you say I just wanna be this way I don't care what you do I just wanna be a bonehead you're a jerk ?????????????? ?????????????? Oh my head is empty and my brain it hurts I wanna be a real cool guy wear, alligator shirts I don't care what you say I just wanna be this way I don't care what you do I just wanna be a bonehead