Caution! you are now entering the Page of No Return; which contains a dangerous cocktail of creations from the mind of Robin Langridge; long haired layabout, roleplayer, consumer of pizza, Micro$oft hater and penguin rights activist.
Page Last Updated : 16 June 1998
Despite this page's new and wholesome appearance, the blatently silly free gift offer still stands. For no adequately explored reason whatsoever other than to provide a few cheap laughs, even if someone has won the prize for whatever the free gift was originally offered for in the first place.
normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.